Ms Cantwell

Voiced by Tina Fey

Ms Cantwell is Lisa's 'permanent' substitute teacher. She immediately takes a disliking to Lisa, shown when she gives Ralph an A for a very very crude drawing, but for Lisa's report gives her a B, in her own words:

"B as in, Because I said so."

Homer, in a attempt to discover why Ms Cantwell doesn't like Lisa then goes to Ned's house and says,

"I want your wife."

Bart is then transferred to Lisa's class by Edna Krabbapel.

He trashes the class in the 2 minutes while Ms Cantwell is in the toilet muttering,

"Stupid Lisa."

She then drives off, but Lisa follows her and asks why she doesn't like her.

Ms Cantwell says it's because she looks good.

She then drives off into the distance.